Age Joke 1 “Willie,” said his mother. “I wish you would run across the street and see how old Mrs. Brown is this morning.” “Yes’m,” replied Willie, and a few minutes later he returned and reported: “Mrs. Brown says it’s none of your business how old she is.” “Well, auntie, have you got your photographs [...]
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Advertising Joke 1 “What’s your time?” asked the old farmer of the brisk salesman. “Twenty minutes after five. What can I do for you?” “I want them pants,” said the old farmer, leading the way to the window and pointing to a ticket marked, “Given away at 5.20.” Advertising Joke 2 CLASSIFIED AD MANAGER—”Your advertisement [...]
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FIRST ACTRESS (behind the scenes)—”Did you hear the way the public wept during my death scene?” SECOND ACTRESS “Yes, it must have been because they realized that it was only acted!”
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The teacher was giving the class a natural history lecture on Australia. “There is one animal,” she said, “none of you have mentioned. It does not stand up on its legs all the time. It does not walk like other animals, but takes funny little skips. What is it?” And the class yelled with one [...]
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